What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Someone shattered a urinal.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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