I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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