i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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