question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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