You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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