i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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