K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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