Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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