i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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