ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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