awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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