That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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