help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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