I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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