bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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