doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
