grandma shit on top of the toilet
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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