he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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