Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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