Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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