Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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