kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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