it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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