Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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