I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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