haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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