All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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