ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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