Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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