guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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