Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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