his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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