You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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