white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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