If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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