how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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