doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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