I think i peed on brittanys purse
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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