Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize