Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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