Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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