glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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