I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize