I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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