I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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