dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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