I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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