I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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