3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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