he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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