We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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