I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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