We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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